Telemarketers, The Eternal

[From Bankrate.com:] Yet more responses for your telemarketer-calling pleasure --

I KNOW YOU!
As soon as the telemarketer identifies himself, you exclaim: "Bill? Bill! Is that you? Wow! It's been forever! What have you been doing all this time?"

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A Letter to Her Son

From Adelle Hawkins
Handsaw, Texas

Dear Son,

I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. I read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles from home, so we moved. I won't be able to send the new address though, because the family who lived here before took the house letters with them so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is nicer than the old place. There is a washing machine but I don't know how to work it yet. I put some clothes in it and pulled the chain and haven't seen the clothes since.

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