Posted Saturday 31 March 2007

A Voice From the Past

July 1, 2003, San Jose, California: I was at my desk in San Anselmo, but right then in San Jose, hundreds of my 800-numbers were being fitted into a seven-foot cabinet inside the switching room of a long distance company.

It had been a very techno day; and to my shock I had just heard from my very techno friend Harvey, who died several years before.

Moving those telephone lines was the final step of the Bloggard Migration Strategy (BMS).

Why migrate? Marin County, where we lived, is perhaps the most expensive place in California. To buy the modest house we rent would cost over $700,000. In Montana or Northern California this house would cost perhaps $150,000. So we decided to move.

In preparation, I consolidated all my local voicemail and 800-number voicemail lines into one place. Because their machine-support will no longer require my personal touch, Adrienne and I are now free to relocate, because I can operate my voicemail office, and my megatar workshop, anywhere.

As I tested telephone lines, I found one I'd forgotten. Some years previously, shortly before he died, my techno friend Harvey Warnke obtained a voicemail from me.

Harvey was a unique spirit. Self-educated, he'd learned electronics working in the planetarium, then learned to design light shows. He worked on movies, too.

If you've seen the remake of Invasion of the Body-Snatchers, in one of the later scenes there is the miouw of a cat; that was Harvey's cat, whom he named Shi*ty Kitty.

If you saw the movie War Games, in the final war-room scene you saw the huge screens that show missiles launching all over the world; It was Harvey who made those huge screens with their flashing images.

Long ago, he and I traded a project. He designed relays and sensors for the Line Seizer device I built for Network Answering Service, and I in turn programmed his Counter Intelligence device, which counted frames of film on a film-editing table for splicing movies. It was a grand time. Harvey was a brilliant engineer, who drove a turbo-charged motorcycle at vast speeds. He was always laughing, always fun.

His death came suddenly. He'd contracted some kind of virus, and the virus, invading his heart, made his heart very large and very weak. And then one day, his heart stopped.

At the time, I couldn't bring myself to delete the voice mailbox with the recording of his voice. I forgot it was there, until now.

Sitting there at my desk in San Anselmo, calling into the machine, suddenly I hear my friend talking. His voice has survived the years and the equipment changes. He promises to return calls, but he will not.

His voice remains, in the machine.

And you know what?

I still can't erase it.