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Posted Wednesday 21 March 2007
Cat Haiku
Online, November 13, 2003: You like haiku? Sure, you do! Everybody likes haiku!Here are three from the "Cat Haiku" page --
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
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Ralph Niebuhr wrote:
OK, OK I got it. The Zen exercise that I have been taught by my feline
mentors is:
Door open
Stay in
Door closed
Go out
Our feline companions are wonderful teachers - especially when they intrude
upon our ordered lives with their unashamedly and unabashedly carnivorous
ways by joyfully depositing still-warm (or choicely aged) corpses of our
other companions on planet Earth, inside the house - thank Goddess that our
current companions seem to have comprehended in some rudimentary way that we would prefer to have these reverential offerings placed outside on the patio
rather than brought in through the cat-door and spread throughout the house.
We still experience the occasional feather storm, which is still mystifying
to me - where are all the other body parts? We must assume consumed.
Ralph Niebuhr
mentors is:
Door open
Stay in
Door closed
Go out
Our feline companions are wonderful teachers - especially when they intrude
upon our ordered lives with their unashamedly and unabashedly carnivorous
ways by joyfully depositing still-warm (or choicely aged) corpses of our
other companions on planet Earth, inside the house - thank Goddess that our
current companions seem to have comprehended in some rudimentary way that we would prefer to have these reverential offerings placed outside on the patio
rather than brought in through the cat-door and spread throughout the house.
We still experience the occasional feather storm, which is still mystifying
to me - where are all the other body parts? We must assume consumed.
Ralph Niebuhr
11/17/03 10:52:26
bloggard wrote:
Ah, that is true cat nature!
11/17/03 12:19:53
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