Posted Tuesday 23 March 2004

Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide

Flash! Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the water, new research reveals extensive use of a powerful chemical within many industry groups worldwide, suggesting a powerful effect upon our overall health.

For revelations about the now-widespread use of dihydrogen monixide in our world, see Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division (DMRD), located in Newark, Delaware.

Why aren't our governmental agencies on top of this?